本を1冊書いて、2冊出版したDaniel Kurtzman

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Daniel Kurtzman:(2007/06)
"How to Win a Fight With a Conservative" "How to Win a Fight With a Liberal"
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1冊分執筆して、敵味方の主張を入れ替えて2冊にしてしまったというシロモノ。

マジかネタかとえいな、明らかにネタな本。とはいえ[これはすごい]と言えるのが、論争で言いたくなったことと、それをどう言うべきかの対応表。ConservativeバージョンとLiberalバージョンでほぼ共通...

What You"ll Be                  How to Translate That 
Tempted to Say                  into Diplo-Speak
---------------------------     -----------------------------

Are you completely              I'm not sure I'm following  
freaking insane?                the reasoning 
                                behind your argument.


Did your lobotomy               Do you honestly 
leave a scar?                   believe that?


Which dark crevice of           How do you bock up
your ass did you pull           that claim?
that from?


C:Stupid hippie weasel.         I can't identify with 
L:Stupid inbred redneck.        what you're saying.


What do the demons              How did you arrive at
say when they come              that conclusion?
for you at night


Do I need to speak              I'm not sure we're
slower with fewer               communicating.
syllables?


I've never met a bigger         C:Nice to meet you, Mrs. Pelosi
phony in my life.               L:Nice to meet you, Mr.Limbaugh


Isn't it great that we live     You have a right to
in a country where even         your opinion.
a total clouchebag like
yourself is free to utter
whatever mindless drivel
pops into his head?


C:I'd rather be driven over     I think we're going to
  a rickety bridge by Ted       have to agree 
  Kennedy than listen to        to disagree.
  another word you have
  to say.

L:I'd rather be driven over     
  a rickety bridge by Dick 
  Cheney than listen to
  another word you have
  to say.



C:Shut up and fly the flag!     C:There must be something
                                  we can agree on.


L:Does your cable company       L:Let me suggest some
  only carry the FOX              news sources that
  network?                        report actual facts.

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